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An object with one function, ideally, designed to be extremely good at what it does. A waffle iron, for example, can only be used to make waffles, but it tends to make waffles extremely effectively, justifying its existence as a uni-tasker. Objects as varied as saddles to soap dishes or rice cookers can be considered uni-taskers.
The only uni-tasker allowed in your kitchen is a fire extinguisher.
When a "nasty in love" couple walks down the street/hallway with a hand in each other's back pocket creating the illusion of two people sharing one ass.
Look at those two rednecks doing the uni-ass. That's so gross.
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A Uni-Legend is someone that continuously feels the need to update Facebook status' proclaiming how much fun/ what they are doing at University.
An example of a Uni-Legends Facebook status...
"Just got out of bed and straight on the beers with housemates, playing ring of fire in a bit..."
Ah, that guy thinks he is such a Uni-Legend.
The nameless faceless University dredge. A Uni-Drone will usually fall into one of 2 categories.
1. Students who spend 50% of their time getting drunk, and the other 50% talking about how drunk they were.
2. Students who consider themselves witty and well-educated, quote "Family Guy" at regular intervals and think that liking Faulty Towers or a similar old British comedy series is grounds for Knightship. Considers themselves part of a very elite clique. Usually quiet away from said clique.
1.
Uni-Drone A: God, I was soo pissed last night.
Uni-Drone B: I was so pissed, I can't even remember how pissed I was.
Bartender: Time Gentlemen Please!
2.
Uni-Drone 1: And then Stewie says "Silene Foolish Woman"
Uni-Drone 2: We're hillariously funny. Let's go for coffee and act as if we're addicted to it.
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A cross between a Unicorn and a Llama and is now considered one of the most awesome creatures ever.
OMG a Uni Llama just ate my french fries.
Dude! I totally just saw a Uni Llama.
Uni Llama approved.
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A social watering hole for the upwardly mobile
"You goin into uni today"
"Yeah man! major keg at Manning Bar"
"You goin to any lectures today"
"Nah man! major keg at Manning Bar"
"R u gonna get drunk off your face even before an 8am lecture"
"Wharrrt??? what lecture??? YOU gota lecture? thats cool.wish i had one..."
"Do you even go to this university??"
"Nah man! major keg at Manning Bar!!!"
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To vehemently maintain that one is awesome at something, despite evidence that the person actually really sucks at it.
The act of not having the sense to admitting one's deficiencies in something right after proving that one is deficient.
-"Dude you just scored an own goal!"
-"No man, I'm awesome. It was just the wind, I'll score the next goal."
-"Dude, don't pull a uni..."
If you act like a player in front of your friends, then freeze up when talking with a chick, then brag to your friends about what a player you are later that night then you just pulled a uni.
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