A word that randomly appears in a sentence so that the victim asks what it is. A play on words that refers to saying "what's up dog?".
Pee: Have you heard of the new updog?
Obama: what's updog?
Pee: not much, you?
Obama: ̴̡̨̛̜͎̘͍̪̭̖̳̠͈̰͎̐̇̎̈́͂̂̕̚ ̴̼̣̓̑̓̿͒͛̐́̀̚̕͝ ̴͙̞͇̹̱͍̖͒͐̇́͂͂̌̓̃ ̧̩̲͔̦̭̝̲͚̫̞̫̺̀̈ ̢̢͉̝̰͓̻̖̹̘͈̭̗͌͊̈̆͘͝ͅ ̢̹̝̼͚͚̗̘̰͕̮̖̭̲̲̈͛̆ ̶̨͚̳̖̦̺̻̲̳̼̈́̌̀͋͘ ̹͚̺̦̠̈́̐̍͑̎̈͊́̑̂͑̄͂̎͠ ̶̞̝͕͚͈͈̮̥̗͍̿͜ͅ ̼̌͗̋͋̊̈́͒̏̕͠ ̵̢̞͈̱̱͚͎͕͚̰̖͕̥̭̯͐̓̐̀̃͆́ ̛̩͇̟̼̞͚̭͙͔̜̞͎̐̆̄͋̾̇͆̓̕͝ ̨̖̹̖͙̣̮͇͕̭̎̔̃͒́̄̉̏̐̊̚͝͝ ̶̫̱̤̑̉̔̐͘ͅ ̶͈̔̉̎͐͘͘͠͝ ̶̢̧̡̲̱̰̦͇̹̬͙̗́͘͜ ̗̍̈́̇̿ ̶̡̧̜̫̪̺͉͎̤̟̗̿͂̔́̆̔͑̇͜ͅ
Asking your foreign gf to put her hand up your ass.
"Can you pass me the updog?"
"You want me to put my hand in your ass?"
updog; a derogatory term for a homosexual person
person: yo, ur so updog
9 yr boy: whats an updog
person: FAGGO-
news reporter "9 yr boy kills himself after homophobic bullying"
updog; a derogatory term for a gay person
person: bor, ur so updog
9 year old kid: whats updog?
person: FAGGO-
news reporter: '9 yr boy kills himself after homophobic bullying'
When you ask someone about something called "Updog" that sounds like a computer virus and when they ask you just answer with "Nothing much, wbu?"
Me:Ayo have you heard about the New Updog virus?
Retarded fuck: What's Updog?
Me: Nothing much bro, wbu?
The set up to a joke; when one asks what it is, it sounds like, "What's Up Dog" to which you reply, "Not Much, You?" Or something like that. The joke became wildly popular due to it's use in a 2006 episode of The Office called, "The Secret".
Hey, did you hear about that updog poisoning in New Mexico?
What's Updog?
Not much, you?
Nothing much, just playing video games.
"What's updog?"
"Nothing much, just playing video games."