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Like the other two definitions have stated, Upper Perk is a small school district in rural Pennsylvania. If you’re reading this you either go to Upper perk and want to see how people defined it, you live near it, or you have no idea what it is. Upper Perk is predominately white, I believe about 91% white (so not very diverse). The school is a place where the bathrooms are really used for juuling rather than it’s original purpose. The students can mostly be separated into two categories; those who are either racist, lazy, unmotivated, rednecks, or stoners, or then there are those who are smart, motivated (at least somewhat), and want to do something successful with their lives. In the end, as a student you either end up staying in Upper Perk forever, or are continuously drawn back to it, or you try to get away from it. As much as we may complain about our school district, most of us realize it’s actually not all that bad. There are perks to going to a small school in a rural location.
Student: I hate Upper Perk. I want to move away.
Other Student: Bro, you’d die in another school. It’s really not that bad.
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While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.
The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.
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Upper Moreland is a relativly boring suburban, middle class community outside of Philadelphia. That's right, nothing happens here. When people from Upper Moreland go to hang out, they rarely do it within the borders of the township. This is due to the lack of entertainment (i.e. our sub-par mall, known as the Willow Grove Park Mall, which is essentially short-lived trend central). The nearest movie theater is miles away, in horsham. Upper Moreland is overcome with many who do not realize what ethnic background they are from. Dawg.
Hey guys, lets all go to Abington or Hatboro, because there is nothing to do here in Upper Moreland.
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Place- consisting of windy back roads, multiple sets of railroad tracks, deer, Mattaponi, Melwood, James Madison, Frederick Douglass Highschool and Croom Vocational, Ledo Pizza in town, the courthouse (old and burnt down) the new courthouse, The BUS - county transit, Town Cops- especially Perry, $400,000 homes, expensive cars, 301, Croom Road, acres of farm land, smelly farm animals, ALOT of new housing developments, Marlton, The Villages, The Greens, The Marlboro Golf Course, The Marlton Pool, The Brandywine Pool, The Gazebo (which got redone), the Arby's which used to be a Roy Rogers and before that a Hardees, PGFD (engine 20 and 45), Main St
but at the same time, IS BORING AS HELL. HAS NO MALLS and NOTHING IS IN WALKING DISTANCE.
If i were u, i'd avoid moving upper marlboro!
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Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer
When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water
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People with money who still have the taste and behavior of poor white trash. Over night successors who don't deserve it. Over rated celibrities with little or no education. Glorified pimps. Anyone who owns a hummer.
George Bush and Britney Spears are upper trash.
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That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.
"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"
A One Upper
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