URBAN DICKTIONARY WONT UPLOAD ANYTHING THAT I HAVE SUMBITED SO FUCK YOU URBAN DICK
Gabby:"Hey remember that app Urban Dicktionary?"
Jaianalise: "Oh yeah that app fucking sucks dude!"
A really obnoxious guy who is cocky and thinks your easy.
Girl 1- Are you really going out with Joe?
Girl 2- well i was but then i found out he was an urban dick and i broke up with him
girl 1- phew
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To look on Urban Dictionary mainly to use them when you're talking to people then mocking them if they have no idea what it means.
Billy: Roger, you are a technotard.
Roger: What the hell is that?
Billy: HAHA you noob.
Roger: You Urban Dick.
Billy: .....
Roger: Fuck you, Billy, Fuck you.
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When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying
Random guy: hi
Me: lmao I has an urban dick
Random guy: proceeds to walk away
Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial
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Someone who overutilizes a myriad of terms they've obviously gotten from urban dictionary. Similar to someone inserting a bit of jargon or other awkward 10 cent words into their speech.
The other day Pip said something about keeping the hyphy out of their house with minority filters or else he'd have to give them a screaming seagull... what a fucking urban dick.
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1.someone who adds meaningless -idiotic words, or looks up meaningless -idiotic words on urbandictionary.com alot. usually because they have nothing better to do.
bobby: in his mind thinking - im bored im gonna look up random words on urban dictionary.
dad: what the hell do u always do that for? ur got nothin better to do? your a urban dick son!
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A Dirty Gigilo or a male- prositute in a City
" Lucy have you heard , your husband is an Urban Dick"
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