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See a cute girl/guy profile picture of just her head on facebook. Then send him/her a flirty message, then click on her photo albums and realize she either has no boobs or is fat.
guy 1- man did u see that Jen girl on facebook. She is so hot, i sent her message saying" wanna be my baby?" smooth right?
guy 2- dude, she has NO BOOBS AT ALL. You soooo just did a bodybook.
guy 1- aww crap
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A really obnoxious guy who is cocky and thinks your easy.
Girl 1- Are you really going out with Joe?
Girl 2- well i was but then i found out he was an urban dick and i broke up with him
girl 1- phew
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A place where a bunch of ho's get a cheap room and have 4-somes all day and night. A word of warning- not a family place.
Guy 1- Dude where all the babes?
guy2- i dont kno. i miss those ho's.
guy 3- dude there all at the ho-tel with all those studs.
guy 1 & 2- DAmmnnnnn
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A dictionary made by kids that live in the country whos mailboxes are miles away and drive tractors at age 13. Includes words like tractor pull and hay.
Guy 1- dude the word slut is not in here!
guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary
guy 1- what?
guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.
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When you google a combination of words that should never be together.
Old Lady Sex
Bar-tending lessons for babies
Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs