VD

1. Short for vibrator disfunction.

2. When your vibrator stops giving you the vibes.

Sally didn't store the batteries separately. Now her favorite toy has VD. Sally will actually watch Netflix tonight.

VD

Nickname for Van Duren, the best wing at the University of Michigan’s Bursley Hall.

She’s in 5th VD? Lucky af

VD

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.

Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

VD's

Nipples that are so big they overlap, just like a Venn Diagram

I hooked up with this girl last night and sorted my jizz in the middle of her VD's

VDS

virgin donkey sex

person 1: what did you watch last night
person 2: VDS

VDS

VDS or Vaush Derangement Syndrome is a diagnosis given to someone who has criticised someone else for having sexual relations with horses and/or children.

"Wow Vaush destroyed you in that debate now you have VDS cucklord"