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A vaccine whose production process must strictly adhere to Islamic principles—one that must be halal, otherwise Mohammedans should reject any vaccination even if having such an “haram jab” would protect them against the coronavirus.
In some parts of the Islamic world, Islamist leaders warn health authorities that any approved green vaccine should only be administered by Muslim doctors and nurses, and not by “infidel” medical personnel.
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Someone who knows it's common sense to listen to the information medical professionals when they say vaccinations are safe and necessary. Vaccinate your crotch fruit, Karen.
I'm not a brainwashed piece of shit and don't want my child to die of measles, I'm so glad I'm vaccine informed
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Natural immunity to COVID 19 gained through partying like a true Texan during COVID times. It is highly recommended to frequently socialize in person with others, consume sufficient amounts of vitamin D, and to regularly exercise both indoors at a gym and outdoors in between doses.
Bob is in no rush to get the Prizer or Moderna COVID 19 vaccine, he already received multiple doses of the Texas Vaccine at various house parties.
When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.
Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.
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For when you are two weeks past your last vaccine dose
After I'm vaccine vested, I'm going eat the shit out of some totchos at a bar.
basic vaccinations (coined by my friend's friend) - the vaccinations that you receive as a baby. Then you go on with your life not getting vaccinated like ever and get holistic treatments instead.
Friend #1 "Oh I have all my basic vaccinations"
Friend #2 "wtf is a basic vaccination?"
A mood or feeling of confidence and vigor after being vaccinated against COVID-19. Walk or behave in a very confident and arrogant or self-important way because you feel empowered to join the world again.
Eric must have gotten his vaccination, he is walking like John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever around campus today. He definitely has that vaccine swagger in his step.