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One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.
"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."
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Toilet paper!
Please see Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.
John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.
“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”
“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”
A sexual act in which the female inserts a sharpener large enough for the male's shaft inside her vagina. Male then puts on a hat similar to the one Pope is wearing and optionally robes. Outside of the vagina is then slathered with honey after which the male proceeds to have coitus with the female and the sharpener inside her. For added pleasure slight rotation movement is suggested as well as grown pubes so it creates the best feeling with the honey
Oh boy I tried Vatican Venus Flytrap with my girl yesterday and my penile shaft hasn't been the same! I can't wait for the skin to heal to do it again with pubes this time!
When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.
I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.