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The Velcro Ninja is a character that exemplifies parody type characters by being a humorous take on the normal ninja sterotype. Instead of being stealthy and secretive, he/she has all their weapons attached to their person via velcro. So, when they sneak up on someone and remove their sword for the attack, you hear a very loud, very long version of two pieces of velcro pulling apart.
Man, the characters in "Scary Movie" were all velcro ninjas!
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Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian.
Well, you know...my friend SWEARS that Whitney is a velcro bumper.
When you glue a newborn to it’s Mom and RIP the apart.
Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it
When your dog follows u everywhere no matter how long how far and where u go ur dog is ur shadow
My dog keeps following me everywhere I think she's becoming a Velcro dog
The act of two bare, hairy-chested men hugging and then pulling apart slowly.
Due to their first Velcro Hug, Daryl and Gary had to have a barber separate them.
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When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.
"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"
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Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...
Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility
Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....
"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"
"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"
Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
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