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When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car
UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?
Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.
UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.
a roleplayer server filled with the greatest roleplayers in rust!
player 1: i really want to practice my 5 meter ak spray, where can I test against AI?
player 2: you should play vital rust! that server is filled with AI roleplayers!
When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.
The most annoying human being on planet earth, wears soccer jerseys everyday.
“Bro, that nerd Sam Vitale is crazy annoying”
“Facts bro crazy annoying”
Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)
Did you know Erin Nuzzle Vitale is the average height of a female in the UK?
Yeah she's 5 ft 4
Vital signs are the 4 measures that can be used to quickly determine if someone is acutely ill. When someone wants to know your vital signs, they are specifically asking for heart rate, blood pressure, temperature, and respiratory rate.
What are the vital signs of the patient?
HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.