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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.

John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023


Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022


Vladimir Putin

A term used to refer someone as a kinda good person but is just a bad person overall.

Jim - “Your a Vladimir Putin
Dan - “Why you have to be mean to me”

by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020


Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

by Rotten Turkey May 27, 2022


Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.

"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022


Vladimir Putin

Though hated within the West for his controversial acts, most recently in Ukraine, Putin would be the leader to build a nation of great poverty to a world superpower once more. Despite Russia's current stagnation, The days of the fallout of the USSR, under Boris Yeltsin, was significantly worse. Putin would fix, and destablize the economy all in one go.

Vladimir Putin was a man who saw himself become a hero, and lived long enough to see himself, a villain.

by teggers162 September 15, 2024