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A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
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It's where I store my Pork Sword.
I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.
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A slow wallet is a person who deliberately takes a long ass time taking out their wallet so someone offers to pay for them first.
My roomate's a real fucking slow wallet, the cheap bastard.
A vagina.
1. Anatomy, Zoology
a. the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.
b. a sheathlike part or organ.
2. the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.
Becky's swamp wallet smells fishy
A Grease Wallet is another name for a Jack in the Box (fast food chain) taco, usually of the 99¢ variety. They seem to come pre-made, are deep fried to greasy perfection, and contain what seems to be a greasy meat product with the consistency of a thick beef paste. They are best enjoyed after an evening of heavy drinking when greasy goodness is required prior to passing out on your friend's sofa.
"Hey Bob...what do you say we run down to Jack in the Box and get some grease wallets?"
The interval of time before you can take your pants off to masturbate when your partner/parents leave the house to avoid your partner catching you when they come back to find their wallet.
"I went to milk it but my wallet interval was too short and he caught me with my headphones on and my dildo in."
"Yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. Mum caught me. Wasn't like in the porn at all."
the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.
That bastard fooked my bird so I gave the cunt a burnley wallet.
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