This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.
definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.
My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.
When is the cruise? I ask.
oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.
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An excuse to show off one's newly acquired nipple piercing.
During the Superbowl, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson staged a wardrobe malfunction to promote the latest fashion trend for young women.
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Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.
I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.
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when a piece of clothing falls off exposing urself
they werent supposed to be crotchless panties, i had a wardrobe malfuntion.
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Woman that dresses in sexy wardrobe but can be a witch sometimes.
Did you see Sandra today? That wardrobe witch was sure hot!
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When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.
I gave emily a blind wardrobe.
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