A place where everyone publicly roleplays random things and privately roleplays any type of sex the other role-playing person will agree to.
"I'm going to go check wattpad!"
20min later__________________________
*jacked off so hard to stupidity that he passed out*
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A website where a bunch of amateur writer post bullshit but it's like good bullshit and whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Friend: Omfg. I just started reading this thing on wattpad and omg!
Frienderino: Wait... What's wattpad?
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A website for wannabe 11-year-old writers where they are forced to use side images to help the reader understand the simplest of descriptions because the writers are wholly incapable of using such basic adjectives as "big" and "blue". It's like all the bad parts of FFN decided to get together and have babies; horrible grammar and bad plots abound in this little corner of the Internet because the "authors" write down the first thing that half-forms in their minds and refuse to do something so fundamental and elementary as spell-check.
One could assume that most of the "authors" are American-born, only speak English, but have some rare disease that ties there fingers in knots and ad holds down the shift key as they slam their stubby fingers into the "1" key or forward slash (the overuse of punctuation is ridiculous.)
Person 1: "What is Wattpad?"
Person 2: "Worse than Fan Fiction dot Net, that's for sure."
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A story-telling platform
Kai- Some people say Ao3 is better, but I like them both really
Tim- Yeah, Ao3 for professional smut and Wattpad for kid-friendly stuff.
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An app/website of smut/word porn, bad fanfiction, the rare amazing fanfic, cringe, awful grammar/awful writing, and the extremely uncommon fantastic book.
Person 1) Have you been on wattpad lately?
Person 2) Yeah, I just finished a really good (ship/fandom name here) fanfic!
Person 1) Oh, cool! Youβll have to give me the title and/or author!
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A website for horny 11-year old's use to read harry potter smut.
-hey wanna go to the park with us?
-sorry i'm on wattpad right now
-seriously? are you reading cringy smut again?
-uh-
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A Wattpad boy is someone who is essentially damn near perfect. They give their love interest all the attention that is required to be amazing. Dating a Wattpad boy is every girls dream.
Person 1: Alex is so perfect. I think I might have found a Wattpad boy.
Person 2: aww the is so cute. Youβre so lucky.
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