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A bar with an extremely unfriendly atmosphere, particularly towards newcomers. Usually only frequented by sleazy-looking patrons who are longtime local regulars, and run by owners with questionable character. One step below a dive bar.
I'm never going back to that werewolf bar again after that crazy old Irish woman yelled at me for taking "her" stool.
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The act of dropping your pants, sticking your head between your legs, then spreading your hairy ass cheeks with both hands in order to make your bung hole howl like a werewolf.... OWWooooohhhh!!
Best executed on a unsuspecting friend at night.
Totally got Corey with the Wyoming Werewolf last night... I think he liked it.
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(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.
Careful honey, or I'll give you the angry werewolf.
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A Werewolf Killer is slang for a Coors Light beer. What kills a werewolf? A silver bullet......and what is a Coors Light? A Werewolf Killer!
BARTENDER: What can I getcha?
COOL PERSON: I'll have a round of Werewolf Killer's for the boys!
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A vegetarian who only eats meat on the full moon.
This type of vegetarianism is suited for those who like the health and/or animal rights aspects of a non-meat diet but who are unwilling to fully give up their taste for flesh.
"Rob I thought you were a vegetarian, why are you eating that steak???"
"I'm a Werewolf Vegetarian, it's a full moon tonight."
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when you are fingering a hairy girl and when you pull out, you have gunk on your fingers.
bro, i was with this italian girl last night right, and ended up with nast gunk on my hand. -sounds like someone went werewolf fishing
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An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.
Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!
Post-Transformation:
Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!
Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game
Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!
Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..
Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!
Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(
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