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To look so ugly that upon being seen, people get whiplash from looking away so quickly.
After seeing whiplash ugly Mimi for the first time, I had to go to the hospital for a week. Luckily it was covered by insurance upon presenting a picture.
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Asian Whiplash is a self-inflicted injury that usually affects those with yellow fever. When the affected individual sees someone of Asian decent, they quickly turn their, or turn their head to far in one direction, to look at the person, causing an unpleasant pain in the neck. The pain in the neck is usually cancelled out by the pleasure on the eyes at the sight of an Asian, however, so they never learn and the injury rarely gets a chance to heal.
Person A (Plagued by Yellow Fever) is walking down the street and they see an Asian. Not wanting to be TOO obvious and stop walking, they turn their head as they continue on, causing Asian Whiplash. Persons accompanying Person A are likely heard to say "Don't break your neck!"
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Definition: A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis in the crease behind the female's (or male's) neck as an alternative to penis to vaginal intercourse. The female (or male) usually has a stiff neck as a result of this act, thus the name, Trashy Whiplash.
Position: The female (or male) gets on her/his knees and cocks her/his head back as far as it can go. The male then puts his penis in the crease formed at the back of the neck.
Similar sex acts: armpit sex, neck sex
We tried Trashy Whiplash last night... and again this morning.
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When the Musical Genome Project on Pandora decides to throw completely random songs into your very specific music station.
I was rocking to some angry Pantera when suddenly Pandora launched into the Beach Boys...I got lyrical whiplash from the sudden change in genre. How the f*** does their server think those are related?
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skater whiplash occurs to a skateboarder when he/she has just landed a complicated trick, or one that they have been trying to land for a while. As soon as the trick has been landed the skater looks round so quickly and sharply to see if anybody saw it, that they are said to suffer from skaters whiplash.
skateboarder1- dude did you see how quickly he looked around to see if we saw that trick??
skateboarder2- yeah man! he got some serious 'skater whiplash' just now!
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When you try to flip your hair and you give yourself wiplash.
WTF I just hair whiplashed myself and it feels like I broke my neck
Whiplash that occurs within the anal cavity. This produces unchartable amounts of pain. Anal Whiplash only takes place after excessive amounts of massive rectum pounding
Jon got anal whiplash so bad yesterday that he went to the hospital for a anus transplant.
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