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A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.
Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.
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When you have to take a piss so bad ,your wiener burns like you have a venereal disease and you feel like you're going to die.
Painful urination caused by Urethritis,an inflammation of the urethra. The main symptom is dysuria, which is painful or difficult urination.
Man, I took one hell of a Widow wizz ! I better go see a urologist tomorrow.
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A woman who marries a man for money, then kills him to inherit all that he has. She becomes a widow when he dies, and the black represents the dirty deed that she did.
Tom: Look at Michelle, dude! She's 25 and look how rich she is!
Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!
Tom: What's a black widow?
Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.
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a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker
b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
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The burning desire for sex following bereavement of a spouse or partner
I tried to concentrate on what he was saying, but my widow’s fire was burning, and all I could think about was shagging his brains out
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A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.
1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of White Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."
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A widow's unexpected and barely controllable urge to shag any man within a 20 meter radius.
The widow's fire was definitely clouding her judgement.
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