piconation

Right now, anyone can declare a piece of land as a micronation. That means you self-declare as a country. The trick is getting other sovereign nations to recognize you. So far, not one micronation is recognized. Sealand would be about the closest one so far. That doesn't mean you can't declare yourself as your own nation, and act like it.

- to retreat into a shell that's a helluva lot smaller than a nanonation, usually because of some traumatic experience

Mike: Hey John. Have you seen Murmel today?
John: Ya. But she's gone fetal in her piconation and only sucking her thumb between beers.

Mike: What?!?! Why?
John: Ya she was gang banged last night at Jill's party after she did Joey on the table and then passed out.

anarconomy

anarchy + economy

An economic state best described when the flow is money between regular folks is controlled by many many many unknowable unrelated uncontrollable factors. Like the dot com bubble burst in 2000, or the 2009 recession.

It involves a sharing of ideas, money, goods, and/or services by ararchistic means, ie not controlled by a single governing body.

Dubya: WTF is going on. No one is buying the crap that my goverment is subsidizing from the Chinese anymore.

Cheney: No Mr President.

Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.

Cheney: Its not that simple anymore.

Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.

Cheney: People are starting to support local economies, buying from local suppliers in order to keep there money local. They want their friends and communities to have jobs, and not the overseas folks.

Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.

Cheney: There are too many factors sir. Its a complete anarconomy

Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.

Cheney: There. are. too. many. factors. to. control. It. is. an. an-ar-con-o-my. out. there.

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brainslip

what happens when you're trying to think about something, but you're brain either
a) just won't engage, or

b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts

Steve - Hey Bob, what's the ... uhhh ...
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.

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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!

brainspin

a general term to describe when your brain is engaged, but you aren't getting anywhere.

a) where you can't make a decision ... usually because there is too much information to process

b) where you can't even get a grip on a problem because it is beyond the scope of your brain.

Diane - I slept like crap last night.

Mike - Oh? Too bad. Was it from gut rot from that jalepeno shrimp or brainspin from your BCP exercises at work??

Diane - Definitely brainspin. I just can't get a handle on the whole BCP thing. It is sooooo complicated.

Mike - Why don't you just past it off to your boss? Let him handle it?

Diane - Are you kidding!?!? He's such a PHB, he tries to divide by zero. This would brainspin his head right off his shoulders.

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nanonation

Right now, anyone can declare a piece of land as a micronation. That means you self-declare as a country. The trick is getting other sovereign nations to recognize you. So far, not one micronation is recognized. Sealand would be about the closest one so far. That doesn't mean you can't declare yourself as your own nation, and act like it.

- declare yourself important enough to warrant your own real estate

Aaron: Hey Waller. Have you seen Murmel today?
Waller: Ya. But she's in her nanonation and not talking to anyone.
Aaron: Bitch
Waller: Fo shizzle

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fronk

in poker, a Frech player who can't play properly.

I had raised my AK preflop, and this French in the big blind calls. Flop comes KK5. I bet and he raises all-in. Obviously I call. He turns over KT offsuit and spikes a ten on the river. What a fronk.

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iconversation

a conversation by IM, SMS, BBM or email that consists mostly or entirely of emoticons.

Here's as example of an iconversation:

Diane: \o
Marik: \o
Diane: :-)?
Marik: :-)! :-)?
Diane: :-(
Marik: ???
Diane: </3
Marik: :-(!
Diane: :'(
Marik: ({})
Diane: :-)
Marik: ?!
Diane: !
Marik: o/
Diane: o/