To Wife It

To go somewhere with your wife.

Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.

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not-wife

Your female partner, life partner, significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of girlfriend, lady friend, significant other, or partner.

"My not-wife made the best pasta last night." "My not-wife wants to have another baby."

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Wifee

A serious girlfriend, but not an actual wife.

Person A: It's been awhile brah, hows Wifee? Is that pussy still on point?

Person B: We're getting married asshole, grow the fuck up.

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wife

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

Winnie was Adolph's wife.

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wife

A woman that a man is married to.

Don't pork her; She's my wife!

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wifed in

when you're in a committed relationship, and you look 'wifed in' which means you look and act like a married couple.

'you wouldn't dare cheat bro, you're wifed in'

wifed

Verb.

the act or process of a female getting married

Damn dude! Dirk just wifed up Anne outta nowhere.

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