willy wonka

an idiot or just a plonker

dave: i love you john
john: shut up you good for nothin willy wonka

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Willy Wonka, the

When your 69ing and you both take a piss all over each other.

That nasty Umpa-lumpa tried to talk me into a Willy Wonka, said her pee tasted like candy!

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willy wonka

while having an intercourse there is a shortage of condoms,you use a choclate bar wrapper for protection of the penis and the the victim (slut,girl friend,nurse,mum,friends mum etc) having a baby.

" bob did it willy wonka styles last night."

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Willy Wonka

Covering yours/partners dick in Willy Wonka melted chocolate. Can make a chocolate fountain if you cum at the right time. Nice mix of spunk n choc
Spunklate

Lick my Spunklate Willy Wonka Surprise

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Willy Wonka

It's when you bang a chick real hard, blow your load, then after you pull out she blows a bubble of jiz.

Damn yo, I just gave your mom a willy wonka

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Willy Wonka

giving head post-anal sex.... imagine if you will, a "chocolate-covered" cock

That bitch's ass was so loaded, that after I took her b-card, she left me with a willy wonka.

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willy wonka

-A pedophiler using a chocolate bar to seduce a young boy, while melting chocolate between his ass cheeks.

-an old man jerking off to the movie Willy Wonka while eating chocolate., and screaming Willy oh Willy

-Hey Katelyn, did you hear that Nick got a Willy Wonka the other night! He was totally freaked out!

-Hey Tanner I heard your grandpa last night...does he like too Willy Wonka often?

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