a sinfull women who loves to parade naked in the woods
ooooh its so nice 2 have a free spirit...ooh especially when ur naked
The Hardest Mutha Fuckas To ever walk out of the fruity ass town eastchesterr. Trust me These niggas are nutsss... i heard they sewed some niggas asshole closed and kept feedin him and feedin him. so be sure to steer clear of these gangsta ass Niggas..PBS
an awkward kiss in a dog park forest by theo allen and mia keazer
omg i never saw the woodland peck coming, i wish i was there!
A woodland bitch is a person who thinks that they live in the woodland but then actually gets called back into the house for dinner and is all like... "Mom I was fucking cutting down trees for my house!" similar to a furry.
"Hey you got a woodland bitch on your hands."
A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.
There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"
"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!
"Aaah HolyFrickenFuck! There is a woodland creature in my Vag!"
A concentration camp located in Gurnee, Illinois. Friggin school where homophobic bullying is never stopped, where friggin Mexicans cut the lunch lines and not get caught, where friggin teachers don't give a fuck of how we feel, and a place where I FUCKING lose my motivation becuz everyone is being a douchebag.
On the outside of the skewl:
Front: Looks innocent, except the sign near the front door
which looks like the new Swastikas.
Left: Looks like a concentration camp (it is) with numbers
above the doors. There's even a furnace where
people get burned.
Back: Swastikas everywhere!
Right: More Swastikas!
"Fucking dam crackers acting like preps at Woodland Middle School!"