Woof

An exclamation of digust, perhaps after seeing a morbidly obese woman in tight nylon pants.

-Hey, dude, check out that chick's tattoo...
-WOOF! It looks like a tiger on a ferris wheel

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Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

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The art of miss pronouncing the word wolf by not saying the l

Madeline wants to see a woof at the zoo.

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Woof

to lie, to joke

No you gotta be woofing!

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flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

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i am woofing you

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Woof

calling someone out on a major lie; false claim

Woof! You are not at home sleeping, I just saw you walking to Subway!

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