sick and wrong

Weekly podcast hosted by D. Simon and Lance Wackerle discussing the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.

"The most foul thing I have ever heard. I can't believe people listen to this shit" -- Drew Barrymore

"Sick and Wrong is my new favorite podcast." -- Bruce Campbell

"My mom told me about this podcast." -- Neil Patrick Harris.

"These guys have seen Brokeback Mountain one too many times." -- Larry Flynt

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wrongful poop

Being accused of making a noxious smelling poop after coming out of a bathroom that someone else has just pooped in.

Guy 1: "Dude did you just take that awful smelling dump?"

Guy 2: "No way man, that must have been the person before me."

Guy 1: "Understandable. I guess it's just a case of a wrongful poop."

Wrong-sider

Someone on the wrong side of the information divide. Comes from the Japanese 情弱, joujaku, meaning Information Illiterate. The counter term is Right-sider

Anon: Look at this article by CNN
Other Anon: Stop looking at mainstream media like a wrong-sider.

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wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

wrong boxing

When one is having multiple conversations simultaneously using an IM client such as MSN Messenger and types a response in the wrong box.

Dave says:
everyone will know exactly what that's about yo
Ashley says:
then I realized he wasn't wearin any pants.....
Ashley says:
oops
Dave says:
wtf
Ashley says:
sorry dude guess I was wrong boxing

Wrong Division

1) The act of incorrectly splitting morphemes to create new affixes
2) "Long Division" in a Chinese Accent

1) "Chocoholic" is an example of wrong division, as one who is a chocoholic isn't addicted to chocohol.

2) The Asian lady had trouble with "wrong division." She often had a hard time finding the "collect" answer.

just wrong

Extremely bad. So terrible there's no other word to describe it.

"What I saw over there was just wrong!"