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yuppie

A derogatory term used to describe young, rich, and normally stuck-up people.

Yuppies (or: YUPS) are in the age group of 22-32, live in large, expensive subdivisions, and live with general technology and wealth. Yuppies commonly drive foreign luxury cars as well as small SUVs, such as a Honda CR-V, Toyota Rav-4, or Jeep Liberty. Yuppies are often seen at nature centers, walking trails, or beach-side campgrounds. Yuppies often pay $300,000 for houses with an extremely small yard and no foliage.

Yuppies get along easily with other yuppies. However, anyone "below" them on the social chain they will not talk to.

Yuppies may be male or female, however, when a female yuppie becomes pregnant and has a child, she then becomes a soccer mom.

Yuppies are generally morons who have no clue what a piston is.

by rice hater March 12, 2006

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Yuppie

A yuppie is any man or woman who believes they are entitled to high end paying jobs with little or no experience. This is the “everyone gets a trophy generation”, which was created by the “latch key kid generation.” Parents of yuppies, while trying to eat their emotions of loneliness, successfully over compensation their children’s accomplishments and discounting their failures. Mainly because their mommy and daddy was smoking crack in the parking lot of a WHAM concert in the 80’s,while they sat on the living room floor alone eating Trix in a cup while watching the Smurfs.

Although Yuppies appear to have the latest in “trendy retro clothes”, in reality, they dress this way because they have no job and ransacked their grandma’s attic, grabbing what moth eating clothes they could. Then return to their unfurnished apartment, to which they will refer to as a “studio” that has a small eco footprint, which supports a generation that doesn’t need “physical things.” Another physical trait of the yuppie, is the more recent Pompadour Fade, or otherwise known as the grease comb over. Although trendy, it is actually by design, a health measure. By smearing grease in their hair, pulling to one side and shaving the side of their head, this allows for ease when checking for mites or lice, due to the fact that they are unable to have running water in their “studio”. This “Fad” will allow the perfect disguise to hide their true balding within the next 5-10 years.

Ben: Tom, you should minimize your green foot print and down size your home that you worked so hard for.
Tom: Ben, eat shit yuppie, get a job, wash your hair and tell your parents to get counseling.

by Sparrow’s Law November 3, 2016

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yuppie

a country faker. one who acts country when they are truly cityfolk.

"a cityfolk who thinks they country just cuz they may act it or dress or listen to country, when really they are a country faker and aint gotta clue wat they talkin bout"

the girl at the country bonfire, was such a yuppie. she couldn't even handle one can of beer.

by devilslilangel August 3, 2013

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Yuppie

like, when a man is older he's probably gonna be one of those guys who wears suits everyday even if he's not working, gets married and has two kids, cheat on his wife a bit, hate anyone below him, yknow?

He's gonna grow up to be such a yuppie.

by Yab0ii August 14, 2017

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yuppie

80s term for yo-pro, contemporary term for young, urban professional created by Kat Martin.

Now that I've got that financed car, hip apartment, and 9-5 job, I'm officially a yo-pro.

by Kat Martin July 27, 2003

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Yuppie

A derogatory euphemism generally used by blue collar workers, the less fortunate, or lazy (generally out of envy) to describe young, educated, medium to high income professionals that enjoy spending the money they work hard for. Usually, the terms McMansion or suburbanite will accompany the use of the term.

College Dropout: "I can't stand that city-- all those successful, suburbanite yuppies with their high payng jobs living in their huge, brick McMansions. GAH! Who could EVER want a life like that?"

by Prosperity July 13, 2008

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yuppie

Sad demographic created in the mid 80's.
Drove Porsches, had mobile phones the size of bricks and pushed the house prices up!
Killed off after the stock market crashed although various off-shoots now exist!

American psycho

by yup-pee May 1, 2003

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