You deplete me.

The phrase used to break up with that person (usually a boyfriend or a girlfriend) who is toxic to you. It keeps it simple, the best way.

"What do you mean you're not coming over on Saturday night? What else do you have to do? We always watch basketball or hockey or football or (worse yet) golf, and you bring the pizza and beer, and we hang."
"Not this Saturday night or any other night after that, Fred, you deplete me. Mind, wallet, and soul. Buh-bye."

Are you shitting me

Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.

He punched him in the face.

Are you shitting me!

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you smell me

1. a form of asking if the other person knows wat your trying to say,

yo if you cap that bitch you gunna get locked up, you smell me?

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you kill me

this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting

niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste

joy: girl, you kill me

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are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

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You got me

You have me with you no matter what forever.

Dont have to worry about anything, you got me.

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you shittin' me

Slang for, "You're joking."

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"

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