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a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)
waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.
Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.
He punched him in the face.
Are you shitting me!
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What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".
p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!
p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!
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you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying
you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.
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it basically means are you serious
Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .
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You shit yourself - When someone excretes faeces on and around their body. Often happens during the consumption of alocoholic beverages such as cinder. This results in the loss of control of the sphinter muscles in the anus.
When DD shit himself in the famous 'DD shit himself' incident. (you shit yourself)
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A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?
Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.