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A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.
God, Shaggy Himself: Zoinks!
You: oh god, no please. I am a loyal subjec—
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A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.
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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
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"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
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"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"
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when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...
ew man it stinks, did you zoink?
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The action of fucking another mans woman
"Yo nigga i just zoinked yo bitch"
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when youre stoned outta your fucking mind
"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"
When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.