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A career woman's worst nightmare
Doctor: Mrs. Madison, you're pregnant.
Woman: WHAAAAT?!?! No! This can't be! I don't have time for a baby! I'm a lawyer. I make $110,000 a year! I have a career!
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Person: nickname of American film actress Lauren Bacall, given by her (then) boyfriend, actor Humphrey Bogart, in recognition of her youth in relation to his own age.
Bogart once famously quipped "Whatever Baby wants, Baby gets."
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Word used to describe someone who is adorable and is soft. Mostly used on stan twitter.
''Fetus harry is such a babie🥺"
Each member of One Direction has two sides: the hot baddie and the babie. The babie side is the cutest thing in the world and makes teenage girls like myself call the boys our babies even though we’re half their age.
Directioner 1: “Omg Niall is so babie!”
Directioner 2 on Twitter: “One Direction: a very babie thread”
Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.
Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!
Baby: No.
Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?
Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...
Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!
The Mom wakes up
Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?
Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.
Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.
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1. A convenient filler word that conveys usually hard-to-articulate emotional reactions. Commonly used during a high intensity reaction to a specific situation.
2. A punctuation to a strong statement.
3. What it is BABIES!
What Up Babies!
Little babies cakes!
OH DA BABIES!
Thatta Babies!
Holy Babies!
Gold plated records babies!
Yo, babies you trying to get wasted babies!
Quit bein' a little babies!
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Newborn, infant.
A name of endearment.
Marsha; Baby-Hon, take your break
Saints; walk away and takes her break
What a cute baby!!!
What's her name?
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