Kung Fool

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

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kung fu

Synonym of skill or ability.

"My Kung Fu is stronger than yours".

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Kung pow

the stupidest and utterly retarded movie ever. i loved it. hahahaaa what do you get when you cross an owel with a bungi cord? MY ASS!!!!! hahaha. its betty! oooweooewewwe hahaha i love that dam movie.

today in DCL class, were going to watch Kung pow! (retards," neeeeeneeeee yea konggg poooweee yeeeeeeeyeeee")

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Kung Jitsu

(1) Any mixed martial art.

(2) Any martial art whose name you can't remember.

PETER: Poindexter beat up Leroy?

BOBBY: Yeah, he used some kind of Kung Jitsu stuff on him!

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Lucas Kung

A good young chap

Ur such a Lucas Kung

kung pow

the best fucking kung fu movie ever

when i went to see kung pow i peed myself laghing

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Kung Pow

Best fucking movie ever. I laughed my ass off so hard I had to watch it again just to follow the script.

Ling: You will never get away with your evil schemes, Sally. Ooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!

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