idiot

to hold you, my love,

like it was time's last minute,
or humankind's last fetus,
to hold you tight, and in this holding tight,
to hope you read all my heart's dictionaries
and hear in its arrythmic beat the pattern that signals what

a lover may be able to lay on the table,
no promise in the world

can fortify or prove
a knowledge that cannot be spelled.
You know? My love.

when you die
something in me will, too.
So don't die, idiot.

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Idiotism

A group of people that are naturally or stupidly fucking retarded and people that are smarter than them can't help

That group of idiotism bro

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idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

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idiot

The person looking up this definition right now

"Wow I'm such an idiot"
"wtf are you doing looking up the word idiot, you idiot"
"RUSH B IDIOT, BLYAT"

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Idiotitis

Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, hundreds of millions of people have been affected by the disease.

Your best defense: Pimp slap the fucker and run like hell.

Herp: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Derp: I'm fixing the damn sink, what the hell do you think I'm doing?
Herp: Well your not gonna fix it like that.
Derp: O RLY?
Herp: Yeah really the water goes through the drain not the pipes.
Derp: I think you have Idiotitis dumbass. *pimp slap*

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idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

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idiots

people who need to look up the definition of "idiots" in the urban dictionary

if you are reading this, you are probably one of the idiots i'm talking about.

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