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When people who can't get any make excuses to why they havnt had sex
Guy 1 : Damn , dude jessica was amazing last night! She shook me all night long if you know what i mean! So have you banged cristina yet???
Luis: well... not exactly i made an abstinence pledge to jesus that i would not engage in intercourse untill marriage.
Guy 1: oh i respect that.
Luis: really!?
Guy1: hell no faggot*walks out of the room*
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a choice made by gay people. jus get on BC or use a condom.
I live in california where NO ONE is abstinence
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1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.
2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.
3:See Shim
Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
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A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.
In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra
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a self-protective series of behaviors intended to protect male egos from emotional involvement that could otherwise cause trauma, drama, or stress.
Billy likes Amy from class, but his emotional abstinence prevents him from being hurt by the fact that Amy has a boyfriend.
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