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faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024


faded by achilles

a disgusting vile stinky oily stringy dogshit haircut

person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles

person2: i got faded by achilles

person:1 your donzos pal

by cadens barber March 28, 2024


achille becker

It’s the most beautiful man you never meet and he is so nice

My name is Achille becker

by I am stupid February 12, 2018


Achilles feel

The sixth sense you have when you feel the shopping cart of the person behind you about to ram into your Achilles' heels because the person is not paying attention and not going to realize that you are about to stop

Distracted shopping can cause Achilles feel

by Ae5Ea8 December 18, 2017


Achilles' feel

A subject you're a little bitch about.

Achilles' feelAchillesfeel

by Williamshakesalman January 10, 2018


Ace/Achilles :)

GOD THEYRE SO HANDSOME- LIKE AHH BEST FRIEND EVER- If you have them in your life you have no idea how damn lucky you are theyve always been there for me and im happy knowing i know them. <3

Ace/Achilles :) is very caring

by adoretori January 27, 2022


Achilles question

A question that a person cannot answer honestly without revealing their true beliefs, intentions, or actions.

I asked my girlfriend an Achilles question about where she was over the weekend and she wouldn't answer me.

by Mantronikk May 6, 2010