A psychological disorder emanating from continuous exposure to absurd and meaningless, sometimes indecipherable, acronyms such as what happens when youโve worked for years in a civil service job such as the post office, politics, or a state prison.
I wasnโt even sure what PTAD was due to this sad and disabling condition called Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder!
The use of acronyms in everyday conversation. Taken from the instant messaging chat speak way of communicating.
Teacher: "I'd like you to do your presentation first please"
Student: "N.T.Y."
This student is saying "No Thank You" using Acronym Chat (AC)
However 'lol' is usually said "lllolll" rather than L.O.L so would not classify as an AC.
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A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.
The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)
Help for desperate paranoid parents who donยดt feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,โ โpytโ and โotp,โ when spying on their internet activities.
"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now itโs easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"
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Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
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BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.
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Making a long phrase into an acronym nobody understands unless you explain it.
Instead of saying I want to die Iโll acronymize it and say IWTD