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Afghanistan

God forbid women do anything.

Also see: Middle East

Mohammed: man, i really don't like when women
Mahound, Mohammed's 84th cousin by their father's 5th child-bride: yeah me neither, luckily we live in afghanistan

The two men recline in their tabernacle, smoking their hash from a hookah, unaware of the A-10 Warthog about to drop a barrage of hellfire upon them.

I mean, seriously, look at the fucking bullets on that flying pig, they're the size of a beer bottle. Those are armor piercing rounds, those were made with tanks in mind. Those bullets reduce humans to bio-matter.
To never was.

by JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB! January 17, 2024


Afghanistan

Has 2 common spelling misfortunes: Afghansatan and Afangistan. A country confused about their origins. Tend to forgetšŸ¤ their roots & desperately claim to be Middle Eastern (Persian) or Tajik to detach themselves from their ethnic roots. They think by claiming Central Asia they can distance themselves but just look at how they look like. (Many exaggerate that only they have fair skin. Many say they look identical to Italians- look at their cricket team, they are darker than Bollywood actors.šŸ«¢) Central Asians don't accept them. Iran isn't in Central Asia.šŸ¤ŖšŸ«¤ Like to lecture & liešŸ¤„šŸ„± about others, unfortunately for themšŸ˜°šŸ¤« though there's proof.

Weā€™re not ignorant about Afghanistan. .
ā¬†ļøSearch this & c ur self

Iā€™m Arab. I see a lot of afghans say theyā€™re middle eastern, and itā€™s cute. But you are with few commonalities with Arabs. ā€™Like my afghan clients associating with Arabsā€™ ā€™Iā€™ve also seen a few posts claiming middle easternā€™

This is hilarious. Bro why you so mad? Iā€™m not gonna give examples of the people I know personally, but itā€™s all over tiktok. Just search ā€œafghan middle easternā€, youā€™ll see for yourself. I donā€™t get why youā€™re being so prideful
Afg: "Who are you? A fucken nobody, true? Hence this pointless discussion ends now"

by MsClickNSeeMyAfghPosts April 21, 2024


Afghanistan

A country that has practically been colonized by an Islamic terrorist group called the Talibans.

The Talibans have captured the 5 following large cities in Afghanistan:

1. Kabul (Capital city)
2.Herat
3.Kandahar
4.Mazar-i-Sharif
5.Lashkar Gah

by Eddie the Head August 29, 2021


Afghanistan

Afghanistan is a country thatā€™s a very poor and get lots of hate comments. I agree they are very disgust and derserve to bow down to the taliban. Afghanistan is a terrible country.

Oh no itā€™s guy from Afghanistan, WE NEED TO RUN.

by Security foxy July 29, 2022


Afghanistan

the unobtainium of countries

john did an Afghanistan and tried to get tom's girlfriend

by i don't like usernames March 21, 2017


Afghanistan

Best place on earth blessed with democracy even higher than nordic countries
The country is ruled by a technocrat intellectual master named Mohammad bin Hussain el Bomb who won the Nobel prize of peace last year

Hussain el Bomb: It will be Legendary i will allow same sex marriage at Afghanistan.

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023