Yarn Martyr

A person whose annoying or derision worthy behaviour actually has a net positive effect on the receiver, by providing them with hilarious stories to share with their friends, despite the actual encounter remaining annoying.

This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.

This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him

absolute yarn

Anyone called Matt

I met this bloke called Matt the other day, u have never heard so much absolute yarn in my life

Yarn junkie

A person who plays with yarn to the point of questionably high level superseding all other activities. Usually a Knitter, Crocheter, Spinner, Dyer, Weaver or other Wool enthusiast. Yes, they are addicted. No, there is no 12-step program due to lack of interest in quitting.

She knit 12 pairs of socks this month AND bought more yarn because she is a total yarn junkie! Can't help herself!

yarn crawl

To tour/visit/salivate over a city's local yarn shops for extreme fiber enthusiasts.

"My BFF and I are going to Boston to do a yarn crawl. I just finished knitting a sweater and am jonesing for new yarn."

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Yarn Goddess

The Yarn Goddess - we are the sisterhood of the yarn goddess (aka knitters - usualy insane, obsessive knitters)

" >gasp< This is the perfect colour and ply and.... There IS a yarn goddess after all "

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Yarn Balls

a person with cornrows on there balls

my balls are sore
why
i got cornrows down there
EW YARN BALLS!

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Crack Yarn

When you're so poor from doing crack that you need to make your clothes out of stolen yarn.

Did you see that crazy crack yarn down on court four with the black sox!

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