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When Death itself pokes your foot
Dude 1: Ahh i just rolled my ankle
Dude 2: Dude you totally just got a rolled ankle
a very crowded situation (e.g. four people in the back seat of a sedan, the taste of chicago on the 4th of July, etc)
Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Maeby. Do you want to hop on your cousin’s lap there, please?
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The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?
A. Her ankles!
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"Getcha Racoon Ankles hea!" "Fresh off the fryer!" Come in get em!"
lingerie that will be purchased by a by a male for a female to wear on a specific night, but found to be pointless by the male because it will undoubtedly be coming off anyways after roughly 2-7 mins and wind up around said females ankle
dude, katie wants me to go to victoria secret and get her something for friday night, but im not gonna spend all that money on ankle lingerie!
A modern interpretation of the term "Achilles Heel", bespoken from Greek mythology
Alas, he was felled by his Carmody Ankle