ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

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ankles-to-ears

A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.

James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.

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ankle earrings

the act of homosexual intercourse whereby one man holds the others ankles up over his shoulders near his own head, whilst fucking him up the arse! see also anlkle holder

ONE GAY MAN TO THE OTHER: whats ur favourite position?
THE OTHER GAY MAN: oh i love to do ankle earrings, u can get in his tight arse nice an deep!

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Ankle Earrings

Reference to a male or female’s willingness to place their ankles behind her ears, for the purpose of sex.

Person A: “I’m going home with that hot Moroccan at the bar”
Person B: “No way, their out of your league!”

Person A: “They’ll be wearing Ankle Earrings before the end of the night”

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