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Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020


Georgia asphalt

Georgia asphalt

You look like Georgia asphalt

by Marmalade1001 November 21, 2022


Asphalt People

A person that resembles the color of asphalt (Black people)

"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."

by CrystalTheCat August 21, 2024


Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.

Trim your hairy asphalt.

by Hairyanus July 18, 2015


Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017


Asphalt Kingz

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) is the motherfucking gang.

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) the gang bitch.

by Akbishh February 14, 2021


asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 30, 2016