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Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!
ride a longboard down the middle of the street
Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.
A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.
Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.
A person that resembles the color of asphalt (Black people)
"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.
Trim your hairy asphalt.