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1. A name to give a woman by a man who wishes/fantasizes they were the real baby daddy, usually regretting the person they are with.
2. A woman who's baby daddy isn't around and her male friend will take on the "daddy" role or claim the kid/kids and call her his baby mama.
3. A lesbian who has a baby daddy, marries/dates anoher lesbian who has children, and the baby daddy claims them as his and calls the woman his other baby mama.
Tyrone & Megan was hot back in the day; she was his everything but they broke up & had kids with other people. Now Tyrone and Megan is kickin' it again and he wants her, so he claims her kids and calls Megan his pseudo-baby mama.
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When your Baby Mama has finally decided she's ready, and you are now "celebrating" her change in heart.
Dave: "Hey, how'd your night go, Shae?"
Shae: "Pretty damn well, it's Baby Mama Time."
Phonomena where the black female 'single' parent lives her life as a narrative where the father of at least one of her children is blamed for any or all of her life challenges.
Since you've been with your new boyfriend all I get from you is Baby Mama Drama.
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When the baby mama drama escalates into a physical dispute, but its between more than one baby mama over one man.
Or can be a situation with child support and or a struggle to be with one out of the batch of baby mamas present.
I am not about to get involved with you, Meggan, Sheika, Shonda, and Peaches Baby Mama War. You should of kept it in your pants.
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Vagina so good it’s eligible for pregnancy
Bruh this girl had baby mama coochie I nutted in her in 2 seconds..
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Its a lot like calling your girlfriend Baby Girl except she's your wife and is pregnant with your child.
Baby mama needs some food, she's eating for two now!
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When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them
1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.
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