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Back Door Gopher

When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails

Dude wash your fucking hands i can tell you've been getting the back door gopher.

by BarryHalls March 20, 2011

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Back Door Braggart

n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.

v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.

effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.

Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!

Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!

Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.

by Jescati August 14, 2010

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Back Door Betty

A beautiful woman who enjoys anal penetration during sex

"Do you know that girl?"
"Nah, but i wish i did, Beno used to go out with her and he reckons she's a Back Door Betty."

by bdbetty October 12, 2015

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kick the back door in

During sexual activity. A term relating to taking a lady up the back passage.

Kick the back door in:
'Have you kicked michelle's back door in yet?'

'Things got a little frisky las night and i ended up kicking her back door in!'

by Beans57 November 7, 2006

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Back door dumbledore

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.

1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

by Gary the goat October 16, 2014

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back door lover

Back door love can mean two things: anal sex, which "back door" can be your anus. It can also be a lover (male/female) of a married man/woman.

"I'm your back door lover/ creepin' in when the lights go off..." Song lyric from Josie and the Pussycats (movie)

by VintageDetour August 13, 2014


Back Door Santa

Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.

Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"

Peter: "Sweet"

by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012

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