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Attorney's Badge

The most valuable piece of evidence for a spiky haired lawyer in a blue suit.

"Your honor! This attorney's badge contradicts the testimony!"
"How??"
"fuck"

by A smalltown disc September 14, 2021


Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp

Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 18, 2019


Chev Badge

A cross-shaped embalm of the American automobile brand Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.

If a Holden car has a Chevy engine, buyers can also pay $1500 for front and back badges and red disk callipers.

However they are mostly seen on v6 Commodores and utes driven by bogans in Western Sydney that put them on.

Look at my Chev Badge, it's fully sick bro!

Chev badges prevent hundreds of accidents every year in Western Sydney, because they warn other drivers that a bogan is driving the car and they should keep more distance.

by someboredstonerlol October 26, 2012


Badge Cougar

An older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually sexual. Badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much Law & Order. These are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. The also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. In a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. Similar to a badge bunny only old. The primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.

"hey I heard you hooked up with that old Badge Cougar"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"

by minatepes January 7, 2011

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Slut Badge

A tattoo on a woman's lower back. Also know as a tramp stamp.

If you're looking to get laid look for the women with slut badges.

A lot of the women with slut badges will tell you that they are wearing tribal markings but that's just BS. These chicks are just ultraconformist sluts.

by Itsme2003 September 3, 2007

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Badge nigger

A cop, police officer, law enforcement agent etc., who abuses their position of authority, which by the way is all of them.

Consider this, it takes a special kind of asshole who wakes up one day and decides to โ€œpoliceโ€ people. Just what is wrong with someone of this mentality? Did their mother not love them enough?

CHP pulled me over last Wednesday for a simple tail light being out and upon showing him all the correct papers, license, registration and insurance, pulls me out of the car and strip searches me in broad daylight, my balls dangling in the breeze, throwing all of my personal effects into the roadway, for no reason at all. Fucking badge nigger, some day he'll do this to the wrong person and get what he deserves.

by 1Icemonkey April 27, 2022


fun badge

Sexually transmitted disease. A more positive spin to shed light on the fact that STDs are usually acquired whilst having some sort of fun.

HIM: "That girl is hot."
HER: "Watch out, she wears a fun badge."
HIM: "Well, she definitely looks like she knows how to have fun."

by R. L. May 26, 2008