Playing the Bagpipes

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.

Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"

17👍 1👎

Muddy Bagpipe

When you are performing analingus on your partner and they accidentally or purposely defecate in your mouth and you let out a squeal reminiscent of the sound a bagpipe makes.

I was tossing his salad last night and he muddy bagpiped me.

Alaskan Bagpipe

A sexual act which involves 5 men and 3 women . One girl presents herself in the doggy position whilst 3 men place their erected penis s in her anus all at the same time . The other two men place their scrotum on the woman's head to resemble a hat whilst the remaining women cheer on from the side offering support and the occasional energy drink .

girl: "im feeling horny , wanna give the "Alaskan Bagpipe" a try for a change"

guy: "ill call the guys! "

99👍 18👎

wet bagpipe

origin Mid-Atlantic U.S.

n. A sexual act wherein a male participant places his mouth over the clitoris or entire vulva of a female and blows such that the vibration of his lips against her body creates a humming/flapping noise, similar to the sound of a bagpipe. Simultaneous anal stimulation with the finger is optional but not required

She was enjoying my performance until I whipped out the wet bagpipe.

I needed a shower after giving the lunch lady a wet bagpipe.

She thought the wet bagpipe I did on her was disquieting and unamusing.

74👍 13👎

flesh bagpipe

The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".

Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.

Mostly played by women and men in kilts.

Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."

Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."

52👍 9👎

dirty bagpipe

to tea-bag another persons ass hole.

guy 1:"Hey i heard that girl was a freak"
guy 2:"ya i gave her the ole dirty bagpipe!"

bagpipe

To make a funny noise by blowing air on a baby's butt.

The baby-sitter bagpiped Tanya while changing her diaper.

6👍 79👎