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The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
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A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).
I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
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A sexual act involving one or two men, standing, and minimum two women, laying atop each other like stacked bales of hay between the two men. The women involved can lay in a variety of orientations; Face-to-face head-to-head, face-to-face head-to-feet, etc.
The point of hay-baling is alternating penetration of one female to the next and, depending on orientation of the women, simultaneous clitoral stimulation.
My girl and I had a threesome with her best friend. They went sixty-nine so I hay-baled 'em and **** all over her friend's face.
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Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is.
Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30.
If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
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when a woman yells at a man's penis and criticizes it until it becomes aroused.
he wouldn't get hard so i started Bale-ing him and it did the trick.
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Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.
If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.
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Male, Actor, Secret ruler of the Galaxy.
First came on the scene in Steven Speilberg's "Empire of the Sun".
Best known for his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Mary Harron's translation of "American Psycho", written by Brett Easton Ellis.
Lost over 60 pounds to play Trevor Reznik in "El Maquinista", endangering his chance of playing Batman in "Batman Begins", which he would film directly afterwards.
Revived the "Batman" franchise in 2005 (with some help from Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and Ken Watanabe)in forementioned, "Batman Begins".
Is the best actor of the 21st century.(If you dont know that yet, you will soon ;)
"Yea that part in American Psycho where Christian Bale is chasing that hooker naked through the apartment building with a chainsaw is pretty sick... you wanna get the three for 5 at Domino's?"
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