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battlefield 3

A game deemed beter that call of duty ( cod ).

Developer: DICE
Publisher: Electronic Arts ( EA )

"Battlefield 3 players step into the role of the elite U.S Marines where they will experience heart-pounding single player missions and competitive multiplayer actions raging across diverse locations from around the globe including Paris, Tehran and New York.

The game features a top of the range physics engine ( FROSTBITE 2 ) which enables, unlike many other games the player to experience breath-taking destruction

dude 1 : did you see the explosion last night?
dude 2 : yer as soon as i played battlefield 3 my call of duty imploded

by The xbox reviewer October 31, 2011

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Battlefield Earth

Holywood Movie Critics synonym for shit until Gigli came along.

That Gigli movie was the biggest piece of Battlefield Earth I've ever seen.

by Jeff Wilder November 12, 2003

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Battlefield 3

A FPS game made by EA coming out on October 25th in America and October 28th in the EU which will be the best FPS game ever made and which will destroy MW3

Guy: Hey, did you pre-order MW3?
Other guy: No way! MW3 is gonna suck! I pre-ordered Battlefield 3 instead, a far more realistic and fun game which will pwn MW3!!

by eddiebeddie October 19, 2011

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Battlefield 1942

Best game ever, without any doubt. Infinately better than MoH, and probably DoD and CS as well. Most realistic WW2 simulator of all time. Game for which Desert Combat was created.

I love BF1942 so much, I would willingly strap myself into a Matrix-type immersion pod and spend the rest of my life playing BF1942 and it's sequals!

by Ba-tuhl-fee-uhld-1942 July 29, 2003

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battlefield 2

A game that would be so much better if the folks at EA didn't rush the game out the door and it wasn't filled with bugs and enormous patches that seem to break more than it fixes. Don't get me wrong, the game itself is wonderful, the graphics are good and the gameplay is pretty damn addicting but the whole package itself is pretty sloppy.

Some stuff that needs to be improved that could seriously give the game a much more improved experience:
1. Widescreen support - that's right a game this popular doesn't even have fucking widescreen support even though every 3 out of 5 PC gamers have widescreen monitors.

2. Fix the horrible UI. The server browser is clunky, the filters suck, the load times are incredibly long, the pings are always never correct. Also to make any graphical changes you need to sit through the even longer loading screens when logging into a server.

3. Stats and ranking are always screwed up one way or another.

4. The patches are absolutely monstrous so install and setup times take about 3 times longer than it really should.

5. I can't stress this enough, fix the horrible UI.

6. The expansions are way too pricey for what it adds to the game(minus Special forces which nobody plays anymore).

7. Game is severely unoptimized(not a big deal now since almost any computer 2 years old can handle it on max.) so people with semi old computers will still have quite a bit of frame rate problems. Also the shadows are horribly pixelated and it looks plain old gross.

8. Population seems to be declining rapidly due to lack of support from Dice and EA.

In other words, hand the game over to a company who wants quality over quantity.

I would be hardcore into Battlefield 2 but installing the game is such a hassle, and the bugs and messy presentation really detract from otherwise an awesome fucking game.

by Battlefield 2 November 6, 2007

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Battlefield axe

women who are in their mid-age or older with fierce and tough personality.

Peter: Gee! That woman is a battlefield axe!
John: Totally! She yelled at me like she is crazy for nothing!

by DeepBluenyc January 27, 2010


fluid battlefield

Described by Sun Tzu, "Just as water retains no shape, So in warfare there are no constant conditions."

When acting in a fluid battlefield, warriors need to be prepared for any eventuality.

by BrainFreeze43 January 28, 2014