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When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!
The standard and possibly the most silencing response to a spouse who periodically may become irritated with your annoying and barely tolerable habits.
When I complain about one of his many ingrained and obnoxious habits, my husband often utters, “it’s called living with somebody,” spoken in a softly mellifluous voice.
A treatable condition that causes a really hot chick to have trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.
Often she is too shy, or mistakenly thinks that every guy in the room is always thinking about getting into her pants. The cure is outgoingness therapy. If she simply approaches some guys, she won't have any trouble finding dates. She can even bump into them on accident, and make them pick up her books or groceries, to see if they care. An alternative treatment is to make the hot chick publish unflattering pictures on a dating website, (or do it for her) and she is sure to get plenty of guys asking her out.
The syndrome has received publicity because of the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby", and public awareness campaigns offer new hope for really hot chicks who suffer from this crippling illness.
Can you believe Alexis didn't have a date for the prom? I wonder if she has contracted SGS.
We're tired of watching Lorna cry all day because she never get's asked out, except by jerks and players. She has a severe case of Somebody's Girl Syndrome. She she was refusing treatment, we took her matters into our own hands and bought her a chemistry.com account.
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when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....
Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
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When a short person goes down on someone tall.
Jane: "Hey Laura, did you end up hooking up with that basketball player?"
Laura: "Yeah. Went up on him."
Jane: "Word. You go girl. Going up (on somebody) is so neo-modern."
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reject/flee or disagree, with a person".Usually can be with a long term disagreements".
Tom, Has always been someone to just over board a conversation! I once even had to tell him to-
*find you somebody*.