derp

a stupid joke that you could see a mile away

derp de derp de derpidy derp

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derpes

A contagious form of right-wing rhetoric. An intellectual disease infecting the Republican Party.

After the GOP debates, every one of the candidates has been infected with derpes.

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Derping

Scared and coughing

"Is 'derping' still being used? Do people even say that or is my boomer showing? If its not being used, could I change its meaning to 'scared and coughing?'"- CallMeKevin 2020

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derp

a stupid act committed by an individual which is regretted in retrospect.

passing out with your shoes off at a party is considered a MAJOR derp

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derp

A funny sounding word that is used after a dumb joke.

It's behind your ear, Derp!

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Derp

N. 1.Epic fail. An attempt at something of extreme greatness, but an utter fail. Antonym: Herp. 2. An expression used in the act of failing, often an exclamation. 3. The name for someone/thing that has failed.

V. Sucking really hard.

N. 1.
1: That guy ate it so hard on that triple pirouette.

2: I know, right?! What a derp.

N. 2.
1(while belly-flopping into a pool): DERP!

N. 3.
1: You honestly tried to pull off cooking 30 brownies in 20 minutes? You fucking derp.

V.
1: Have you ever herped so hard you derped?

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derp

an expression of stupidity (noun)
an act of stupidity (verb)

AJ Fleming loves to say derp; one of his favorite things to say is "Obama derped up the government."

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