Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.

GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!

Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

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Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

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Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

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meat beat

Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter

Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating

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Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!