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Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
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An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.
Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"
Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"
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a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!
guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime
guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.
Man, go read grandma a bed time story.
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Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man
Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you
Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.