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Something that is strong and always there.
He is so into you, like a Beijing smog!
Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.
Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Beijing Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.
when a complete fob mangles the english languge so it sounds like a cross between jibberish and parseltounge"
Those chinese guys at work really beijing it up..
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the sexual act of stashing a woman's used tampon (still wet) and then recieving oral sex. Once you blow your load in her eye's, when she starts to open them and is squinting, you slap her in the face with her used tampon.
"Hey why are you wearing those sunglasses?"
I got a Beijing sunrise last night."
"Dude, I saw your girlfriend squinting today."
"Yeah, I gave her a Beijing sunrise last night and she hasn't been able to see all day."
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A potentially lethal concoction that makes one realize what one really wants out of life.
Billy was naive, so we gave him a beijing cocktail to open his eyes a bit.
It takes a beijing cocktail to wake up a kid.
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The most vulgar and unsanitary sexual act ever preformed. The kind of act that people won't even mention when telling The Aristocrats.
Realizing that necro-pedi-pyro-zoophilia was already played out, he once attempted the Beijing Pancake.
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The art of shitting in a towel, peeing on it, and placing on top of the hot rocks in a sauna.
Tom got us with the Beijing bathhouse again!
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