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The best chinese food take out and fine dine restaurant in Ahwatukee, Phoniex. Beijing Beijing dream team runs that place and the owners are Michelle and Kirby and they dont do shit they just get their workers to do it for them.
Yoooo, Lets run down to Beijing Beijing to get some Fried Rice.....
Shrimp Fried rice fo life
Nah Kung Pao Chicken man
Check out the new Seafood menu
Dude i asked for Salmon and the lady said they sell Semen sauce.... lol
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The capital of China, also the center of culture and politics in China. It is an old and attractive city.
Beijing, wait for me! i will come too see you!
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A large layer of thick smog in China, it is believed that there is a city in there.
(Two people in Beijing)
Person 1 - Where are you?
Person 2 - I'm here, can't you see me
Person 1 - Of course not we're in Beijing
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Beijing is a city in China (which happens to be the capital)
The 2008 Olympics will be held here.
Beijing's short form is BJ...it's true
ex:
Sam - Hey I like your BJ 2008 hat
Fred - Thanks, I got it at Best Buy
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The most kick ass capital in the world!!! where corrupt politicians, rich company owners, really poor ghetto merchants selling shit off the street like together in harmony and peace, despite the fact the the politics are messed up as long as you stay where you are and live your life as it is, noone'll do anything to you.
Also a place where people driving in ferraris, lambroghinis, hummers, rolls royces and bentleys will drive past people with cars with only one piston, 3 wheels and a crap load of shit in the back trunk.
A place where people are controled wonderfully because of the communist party, if it was some democratic party who ruled china, the poor people would rebel their asses off.
A place where you can find new york like areas and farmlands smelling like shit.
A place where you can get both real and fake rolexs, louis vitons and all the luxury stuff
Ignorant white guy: Yo, beijing's a commi place
Really smart chinese guy: You bitch, what are you talking about, Beijing kicks ass
they both travel to beijing and live happily ever after...
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Also called Peking, the biggest city around Tianjin.
Beijing is a selling image of communism China.
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The 2020 election is a race between Trump and Beijing
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